
(Source: stephenathome)

“My guest tonight is trying to create a Conservative Bible. We already have that, it’s called the Bible.”
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COLBERT: People don’t give you the credit for your rock voice. You can really belt out a scream.
PAUL: Raagh!
COLBERT: RaaaaaGH!
PAUL: RAAAAAAAGH
COLBERT: You are cute.